IT WAS A TIME WHEN RIGHT WAS RIGHT AND WRONG WAS WRONG. IT WAS A TIME WHEN BOYS AND GIRLS COULD PRAY IN SCHOOL. IT WAS A TIME WHEN MEN WERE MEN AND WOMEN WERE WOMEN. IT WAS A TIME WHEN PLANNED PARENTHOOD MEANT WAITING UNTIL YOU GOT MARRIED TO START A FAMILY. IT WAS A TIME WHEN THE LIFE OF AN UNBORN CHILD WAS TREASURED, NOT ABORTED… THOSE WERE THE VALUES OF THE NINETEEN FIFTIES… AND THOSE DAYS ARE LONG GONE.
Todd Starnes, Fox News Radio commentator, on the great values of the 1950s.
Pretty sure people had abortions and children out of wedlock in the 1950s, but men were men and women were women, ya’ll!
Yes, please take me back to the racist, sexist, fantastical world of the 1950s.
I want to be physically and/or sexually assaulted and have no legal recourse. I want to have separate but equal back, because then those negroes knew they couldn’t be president. I want back-alley abortions to be a “thing” again, because running away to Mexico for it sounds like a wonderful holiday. I want gay and trans people to be murdered quietly, with no one ever understanding their true selves. I want only hetero white men to work, while the rest of us struggle for any kind of acceptance. I want to live constantly under nuclear threats from the Soviet Union, and live in that strong moral world of McCarthy.
I want to be an object and not a person.
Please Fox News, take me back?