I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS.
What’s Galentine’s Day? Oh, it’s only the best day of the year. Every February 13th my lady friends and I leave our husbands and our boyfriends at home and we just come and kick it breakfast style. Ladies celebrating ladies.
My suitemates and I were going to celebrate Galentine’s Day and I was especially excited because we had a snow day and all classes were cancelled. But, everyone invited their boyfriends to sleep over last night and now they’re having brunch with them. (I am still recovering from a breakup).
I bought a wafflemaker especially for Galentine’s Day, which has been “delivered” but the post office says they don’t have it. I also had an asthma attack and woke someone up with my coughing, which is apparently my fault. This is the worst.
|Me:||She hates everybody!!|
|Me:||She's a lycanthrope!|
|Me:||... I meant misanthrope.|
Plot twist: Japanese food and the movies
|What I mean when I say "patriarchy":||A set of socially maintained systems, values, and ideologies which perpetuate arbitrary and outdated ideas about gender and human sexuality, encompassing social phenomena like homophobia, transphobia, and sexism.|
|What people THINK I mean when I say "patriarchy":||A secret brotherhood that meets together once a month to discuss how best to oppress women, and are in control of all of the world's governments.|
|Sophie:||I've written two sentences.|
|Lisa:||I've read half a page.|
|Me:||I'm halfway through my burrito!|
When you say I’ve friendzoned you, that’s pretty bold.
You’re actually assuming that I consider you to be a friend.
If you think my friendship isn’t enough, you’re no friend of mine.
"If you ever dare to develop feelings for me beyond friendship then you’re not my friend"
If you hold me responsible for your feelings and think that I owe you a sexual relationship for simply being a friend to you, then you don’t respect my autonomy.