they're not me
I accidentally read the “Chesapeake Ripper” as the “Cheesecake Ripper”
What’s Galentine’s Day? Oh, it’s only the best day of the year. Every February 13th my lady friends and I leave our husbands and our boyfriends at home and we just come and kick it breakfast style. Ladies celebrating ladies.
My suitemates and I were going to celebrate Galentine’s Day and I was especially excited because we had a snow day and all classes were cancelled. But, everyone invited their boyfriends to sleep over last night and now they’re having brunch with them. (I am still recovering from a breakup).
I bought a wafflemaker especially for Galentine’s Day, which has been “delivered” but the post office says they don’t have it. I also had an asthma attack and woke someone up with my coughing, which is apparently my fault. This is the worst.
|Me:||She hates everybody!!|
|Me:||She's a lycanthrope!|
|Me:||... I meant misanthrope.|
Plot twist: Japanese food and the movies
|What I mean when I say "patriarchy":||A set of socially maintained systems, values, and ideologies which perpetuate arbitrary and outdated ideas about gender and human sexuality, encompassing social phenomena like homophobia, transphobia, and sexism.|
|What people THINK I mean when I say "patriarchy":||A secret brotherhood that meets together once a month to discuss how best to oppress women, and are in control of all of the world's governments.|